Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Jun 25
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The Office, duh

  • Michael: I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast.
  • Ryan: I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.
  • Michael: Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.
  • Ryan: What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?
  • Michael: Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don't you take a couple hours. The office is yours. "Home Alone," "Risky Business." Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.
  • Ryan: I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.
  • Michael: Ok. [Removes biscuit, leaving only sausage, egg and cheese.] Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs.