June 2010
2 posts
December 2009
4 posts
I'm your boyfriend Jim Halpert
November 2009
1 post
Launch Party
Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah: "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your deskmate Dwight."
Jim: That's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired."
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me.
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
8 posts
The Job
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
August 2009
4 posts
The Office - "Beach Day"
tvquotes:
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Pam: Hey, I want to say something. I’ve been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk. Just … I did it. Michael, you couldn’t even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn’t any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It’s like sometimes some of...
“Michael: I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a...”
– Company Picnic
July 2009
3 posts
“What is wrong with this woman? She’s asking about stuff that’s nobody’s...”
– Creed <33 (via melloveschallah)
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Sample: “@IAmKellyFierce Everyone is telling me I look like Chris Pine.”
June 2009
32 posts
“I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Utica branch. Turns out it’s a...”
– Karen Filippelli, The Office (via feliciaaaaaa)
The Office, duh
Michael: I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast.
Ryan: I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.
Michael: Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.
Ryan: What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?
Michael: Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don't you take a couple hours. The office is yours. "Home Alone," "Risky Business." Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.
Ryan: I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.
Michael: Ok. [Removes biscuit, leaving only sausage, egg and cheese.] Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs.
“I’ll be the Number Two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition,...”
– Andy Bernard, The Office (via feliciaaaaaa)
“Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is...”
– Jim Halpert, The Office (via feliciaaaaaa)
The Office
Dwight: Just as you have planted that seed in the ground, I will plant my seed in you.
Ryan: ...I don't think you know what you're saying.
“Stanley: Find anything?
Kevin: I think it’s a straight-forward...”
– Launch Party
“Dwight Schrute: There are several ways to kill a zombie. But the most...”
– Moroccan Christmas
“Michael Scott: Alright he’s the Governor of California, he is The...”
– Dinner Party (<3)
“Jim Halpert: There’s this cube on the screen which bounces around all...”
– Launch Party
“Michael Scott: I need my entourage. Jim! Dwight! Ryan! Common we’re...”
– Benihana Christmas
feliciaaaaaa:
Jim: Truce? Pam: Yeah, I guess, since I won. Jim: Yeah, you did win. You did win. Anyway, I’m going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. [begins to walk away, then turns back] Totally kidding. [leans in, whispers] I’m gonna need four. [kisses Pam]
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