Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Dec 12
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calikalie: PAM: So, um, I’ve been thinking about this whole chair/copier thing. I really think you should reconsider. JIM: Oh, Pam, I really…hate that copier. PAM: Yeah, I know. JIM: Yeah. PAM: But I really think you should reconsider. JIM: Beesly, are you threatening me? PAM: Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. I’m not threatening you. I love you. But you should know, you’re on very dangerous ground. All right. JIM: Okay. The Office, 5x09 The Surplus

calikalie:

PAM: So, um, I’ve been thinking about this whole chair/copier thing. I really think you should reconsider.
JIM: Oh, Pam, I really…hate that copier.
PAM: Yeah, I know.
JIM: Yeah.
PAM: But I really think you should reconsider.
JIM: Beesly, are you threatening me?
PAM: Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. I’m not threatening you. I love you. But you should know, you’re on very dangerous ground. All right.
JIM: Okay.

The Office, 5x09 The Surplus

Dec 09
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I'm your boyfriend Jim Halpert

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Nov 01
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Launch Party

  • Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
  • Pam: Yeah: "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your deskmate Dwight."
  • Jim: That's when I knew. You?
  • Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired."
  • Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me.
  • Pam: Yep.
  • Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
  • Pam: Nope.
Oct 11
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sinisterlava: (via yourfavoriteredhead) such a qt

sinisterlava:

(via yourfavoriteredhead)

such a qt

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Well this is what happened. Uh, Ryan’s big project was the website. Which wasn’t doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as offices and once in the website sales, which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard.” - Oscar, ‘Goodbye, Toby’

Well this is what happened. Uh, Ryan’s big project was the website. Which wasn’t doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as offices and once in the website sales, which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard.” - Oscar, ‘Goodbye, Toby’

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The Job

  • Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
  • Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
  • Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
  • Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
  • Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
  • Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
  • Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
  • Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
  • Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
  • Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
  • Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
  • Jim Halpert: Go.
  • Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
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johnkrasinski: New issue of EW :’)

johnkrasinski:

New issue of EW :’)