Dunder Mifflin Infinity

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calikalie: PAM: So, um, I’ve been thinking about this whole chair/copier thing. I really think you should reconsider. JIM: Oh, Pam, I really…hate that copier. PAM: Yeah, I know. JIM: Yeah. PAM: But I really think you should reconsider. JIM: Beesly, are you threatening me? PAM: Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. I’m not threatening you. I love you. But you should know, you’re on very dangerous ground. All right. JIM: Okay. The Office, 5x09 The Surplus

calikalie:

PAM: So, um, I’ve been thinking about this whole chair/copier thing. I really think you should reconsider.
JIM: Oh, Pam, I really…hate that copier.
PAM: Yeah, I know.
JIM: Yeah.
PAM: But I really think you should reconsider.
JIM: Beesly, are you threatening me?
PAM: Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. I’m not threatening you. I love you. But you should know, you’re on very dangerous ground. All right.
JIM: Okay.

The Office, 5x09 The Surplus

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I’m your boyfriend Jim Halpert

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Launch Party

  • Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
  • Pam: Yeah: "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your deskmate Dwight."
  • Jim: That's when I knew. You?
  • Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired."
  • Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me.
  • Pam: Yep.
  • Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
  • Pam: Nope.
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sinisterlava: (via yourfavoriteredhead) such a qt

sinisterlava:

(via yourfavoriteredhead)

such a qt

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Well this is what happened. Uh, Ryan’s big project was the website. Which wasn’t doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as offices and once in the website sales, which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard.” - Oscar, ‘Goodbye, Toby’

Well this is what happened. Uh, Ryan’s big project was the website. Which wasn’t doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as offices and once in the website sales, which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard.” - Oscar, ‘Goodbye, Toby’